i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
MOM SHUT UP I KNOW I’M GOING TO OWE TAXES THIS YEAR JESUS CHRIST!!
BRO IN LIKE TWO MONTHS I’M CHOPPING MY HAIR OFF AND COLORING IT BLACK
WHAT I WILL LOOK LIKE
seriously I’ve had this length my whole life, and been coloring it red for almost a decade
Well I finally heard what Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice sounds like and uh yeah, gotta say it’s pretty sexy.
Well apparently I AM a guy because I FUCKING HATE ALL OF THESE THINGS!